Mr. Twit is the nastiest, smelliest and grumpiest of all men in the whole wide world. He has the most disgusting beard with years of leftovers crusted in it and he has a love for playing the cruelest of all pranks, especially on his equally disgusting, foul, and mean wife, Mrs. Twit. They both have a love of eating bird pie and of making their three pet monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day long. That is until the Muggle-Wumps have had enough and seek revenge for them and all unfortunate birds.
Contributed by M.Reynolds