Once upon a time there was a king who loved pancakes. He dreamed of eating the perfect pancake because all the pancakes he had were too dry or too buttery or somehow just not quite right. He decided to declare a competition. Whoever brought him perfect pancakes would win the hand of the princess in marriage. The princess wasn't too excited about the idea but her mother assured her no one could make perfect pancakes except an Evil Inventor who had not been heard from in years. The day of the contest arrived and so did the pancakes and so did, you guessed it, the Evil Inventor. Dum de dum dum. He was perfectly evil and the princess was perfectly peeved.