How To Talk To Girls

How To Talk To Girls

Nine-year-old Alec has written a book of advice for the younger members of the male sex, explaining to them how to get along with girls. He’s thought it through well and is obviously a man of experience. You know those wild girls? How do you handle them? What...
Mouse Noses on Toast

Mouse Noses on Toast

Paul Mouse has a huge problem with cheese: Whenever he sits on it, his bottom turns blue. How embarrassing. One day, he and his mouse friends, a Tinby and a four-legged Terrorist Transportaton Unit (a dog) go to a restaurant. Now, they’ve all heard the myth...
I Put a Spell on You

I Put a Spell on You

Mutual Scrivener is being enrolled in Gordon Liddy Community Middle School. This is his first time in a public school, since he’s always been home-schooled so no one could corrupt him. His parents warn him to watch the students and the teachers for signs of...
Kate Larkin, the Bone Expert

Kate Larkin, the Bone Expert

For a long time we’ve needed a book that helps children understand what it’s like to break an arm or a leg, and here it is. Miss Kate Larkin unfortunately breaks her arm and goes to the hospital. She ends up in a cast and has all the discomfort of not...