by Mike Costanzo | Nov 11, 2009 | Humor
The new lunch lady talks funny-and why is she writing messages in the mashed potatoes? ********** In this eighth book in the My Weird School series, Ms. LaGrange talks funny, and she’s from some other country called France! She thinks the vomitorium is a fancy...
by Mike Costanzo | Nov 11, 2009 | Humor
The school nurse is everybody’s favorite- but is she hiding a secret identity? Used by permission of Dan Gutman. ********* In this seventh book in the My Weird School series, A.J. has his first crush! And it’s on the school nurse, Mrs. Cooney. She is the most...
by Mike Costanzo | Nov 11, 2009 | Humor
The music teacher plays bongo drums on the principal’s bald head! But does he have what it takes to be a real rock-and-roll star? Used by permission of Dan Gutman. ********** It’s time to jam in this sixth book in the My Weird School series. Thanks to their teacher,...
by Mike Costanzo | Nov 11, 2009 | Humor
The gym teacher is teaching A.J.’s class to juggle scarves, balance feathers, and do everything but play sports! Used by permission of Dan Gutman. ********** In the fifth book of the original My Weird School series, Ella Mentry’s gym teacher, Miss Small, is teaching...
by Mike Costanzo | Nov 11, 2009 | Humor
The art teacher wears clothes made from pot holders. Worse than that she’s trying to make A.J. be partners with yucky Andrea! Used by permssion of Dan Gutman. *********** In the fourth book of the original My Weird School series, art teacher Ms. Hannah shows A.J. and...
by Mike Costanzo | Nov 11, 2009 | Humor
It’s the start of a new school year, and A.J.’s new third grade teacher, Mr. Granite, is a supergenius who talks weird, acts weird, and looks weird. He knows everything. Is he a computer posing as a person, or does he come from another planet? Used by...
by Mike Costanzo | Nov 11, 2009 | Humor
A.J.’s family rented a beach house for the summer, and you’ll never guess in a million hundred years who is coming to share it with them. We’re not going to tell you. Okay, okay, we’ll tell you. But you have to read the book. Used by permission...
by Mike Costanzo | Nov 11, 2009 | Realistic/Contemporary Fiction
One afternoon after school, Marvin goes home to Casey’s house. It’s a really cool place that once was a fire station. It even has a pole you can slide down. Casey shows Marvin her special magic crystal. It used to be a normal rock but last night it was hit by...
by Mike Costanzo | Nov 11, 2009 | Realistic/Contemporary Fiction
Marvin has a big problem. Everyone in his class thinks he’s going to ride his bike down Suicide Hill. He’s scared to death and he’s desperately trying to figure out how to handle this. Should he risk his life so he won’t be embarrassed? Peer pressure is alive and well...
by Mike Costanzo | Nov 11, 2009 | Realistic/Contemporary Fiction
In the middle of the night at Nick Tuffle’s backyard sleepover, Marvin sees a strange green object go across the sky. What was that thing anyway? Then, on Monday, at school, there’s a new boy in their class. His name is Joe Normal but he’s anything but normal. Who...
