Eight-year-old Julian Rodriguez or Federation Officer, First Rank Rodriguez as the case may be, is desperately communicating with the Mothership to alert them of the horrendous treatment he is withstanding on the Planet Earth. "Worse than the ritual water torture they call bathtime" Federation Officer has been asked to do the unthinkable-take out the trash. It is none other than Evilomami who is enforcing this torture and it is to maintain his pride and his reputation for unparalleled bravery that the valiant Julian will turn down the offer to beam him back to the ship and safety. No, to complete the study of this alien planet, the fine officer of the Federation will hang tough. He'll eat the nutrition capsule for lunch, he'll take the standarized test at school and he'll face down the girls. However, his greatest foe appears to be the maternal unit in his planetary home. Hilarious and fun.
123 pages 978-0439919708 Ages 7-10
Keywords: aliens, new experiences, humor, fun, girls, standardized testing, adventure, school story, 7 year old, 8 year old, 9 year old, 10 year old, part of a series
