Miss Pringle and Miss Mannering have opened a business. Their hearts have been breaking as they have noticed ghosts all over the place, eating their hearts out, because no one really wanted them or cared. Now, people who truly want and appreciate a ghost can dial up and order one. Happily, the Wilkinsons, a fine family of ghosts, have left their home and gone to London, looking for someone to appreciate them. But wait, what if you dial up and order a certain type of ghost and, by mistake, you receive the wrong kind? What horrible events lie ahead of you? Funny with a tablespoon of adventure and a few pages of OOOHHHH!