Miss Malarkey Won't Be In Today

Miss Malarkey wakes up with a temperature of 103.2 and she has to call Principal Wiggins to tell him to get a substitute teacher for her class. Then, she starts to think about the different subs he might call. She hopes it isn't Mr. Doberman-too scary or Mrs. Boba'-too much nail polish or Mr. Lemonjello because he's so nervous the kids will definitely drive him crazy and end up hanging from the chandelier. The more she considers the options the more she realizes her class is going to suffer one way or the other. No, she can't stay home. She has to go in and save her class. Her kids assure her all will be well. But, wait, what if it's "Ima Berpur?"