Miss Brooks Loves Books (and I Don't)
Miss Brooks, the librarian, really loves books. She dresses up for every book she reads to her classes. This little girl does not love books. In fact, she goes home and asks her mother if they can move so she can escape the books. "There's a librarian in every town," her mother tells her. There's just no escaping books. But for this young one they're just too silly, too kissy and too pink. "You're as stubborn as a wart," says her Mom. Aha, she loves warts. Where is the wart book? Well, how about Shrek? "He has hairs on his nose." If you can't have warts, there's just nothing like nose hairs to make things right!