The Composer Is Dead

There has been a death, perhaps a murder. The composer is dead and under suspicious circumstances. A detective has been brought in to question all of the instruments in the orchestra. Did the violins do him in because they were tired of playing so much? Or perhaps it was the woodwinds who were tired of having to act like birds? The instruments are willing to point fingers at each other but still there is no answer. Ahhh, but there is one who has been murdering the composers for years.....